Big Teeth and Silver Fur
ddemotivators:

Diplomacy
by Cowardly Griffo

ddemotivators:

Diplomacy

by Cowardly Griffo

TRYING TO COME UP WITH NAMES FOR MY FANTASY CHARACTERS

howdoiputthisgeekily:

I have the problem of coming up with really weird names.

sometheatrebitch:

Sounds good in either context

sometheatrebitch:

Sounds good in either context

travelerlainewalker:

thervandregz:

travelerlainewalker:

thervandregz:

 

((*coughs* unlikely since I am too nice of a person *coughs*))

((Now he’s growling…time to make icon of tim in the movie panic…i have a mighty need))

((While I am a nice person, I am not above *picks up sledge hammer* taking this to shadow!Laine’s crotch repeatedly. You make that icon.))

((ouch! don’t do that! now that he’s curious and wants to start to USE what he has between his legs…! I will u_u))

((Well as long as shadow!Laine is bent on killing people, his sex privileges are revoked, besides Laine can fix it later.))

travelerlainewalker:

thervandregz:

travelerlainewalker:

thervandregz:

 

((Well when I make a psychopathic killer, they can have murder spree fun times. Until then, Sledge hammer, small nail, have fun.”

((shadow!laine looks forward to the day he’s gonna have someone to share some murdering with))

((*coughs* unlikely since I am too nice of a person *coughs*))

((Now he’s growling…time to make icon of tim in the movie panic…i have a mighty need))

((While I am a nice person, I am not above *picks up sledge hammer* taking this to shadow!Laine’s crotch repeatedly. You make that icon.))

travelerlainewalker:

thervandregz:

travelerlainewalker:

thervandregz:

 

((Murdering is bad, that kills people.))

((that’s why he wants to do it T_T everyone’s so mean with my bad boy))

((Well when I make a psychopathic killer, they can have murder spree fun times. Until then, Sledge hammer, small nail, have fun.”

((shadow!laine looks forward to the day he’s gonna have someone to share some murdering with))

((*coughs* unlikely since I am too nice of a person *coughs*))

travelerlainewalker:

thervandregz:

travelerlainewalker:

thervandregz replied to your post
((When the crazy comes out to play, Thervan shows up to bitch slap it as blunty as a sledge hammer to a tiny nail. … Most of the time. Unless it is shadowLaine in which case it is the game of, “Can I come out of time out yet?” “No.”))

((shadow!laine is here pouting because no one let him play! He just wants to murder some people…T.T ))

((Murdering is bad, that kills people.))

((that’s why he wants to do it T_T everyone’s so mean with my bad boy))

((Well when I make a psychopathic killer, they can have murder spree fun times. Until then, Sledge hammer, small nail, have fun.”

travelerlainewalker:

thervandregz replied to your post
((When the crazy comes out to play, Thervan shows up to bitch slap it as blunty as a sledge hammer to a tiny nail. … Most of the time. Unless it is shadowLaine in which case it is the game of, “Can I come out of time out yet?” “No.”))

((shadow!laine is here pouting because no one let him play! He just wants to murder some people…T.T ))

((Murdering is bad, that kills people.))

travelerlainewalker:

((speechless, awesome. Maybe he will even break out the pole for some pole dancing. hehehehe))

((…-fans the Traveler-))

(( XD Now which outfit is Thervan wearing … hmmmm the rip away clothing, or the fireman outfit?)) 

mr. and mrs. smith - sentence meme pt. 1

“I guess that’s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.”
"I never told you, but I was married once before."
"It was just a drunken Vegas thing."
"Oh, that’s better. That’s much better."
"Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet."
"Your aim’s as bad as your cooking sweetheart…and that’s saying something."
"Don’t tell me how to handle my wife."
"Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch."
"Guess that was just wishful thinking."
"Still alive, baby?"
"We have an unusual problem here."
"You obviously want me dead, and I’m less and less concerned for your well-being."
"Dance with me."
"It was just my cover, sweetheart."
"Wait, why do I get the girl gun?"
"It’s called evasive driving, sweetheart!"
"Hiya, stranger."
"You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It’s the first thing you learn!"
"Oh, I must have missed that lesson. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy!"
"If you don’t like them we can take them back."
"You’ll get used to them."
"That vacation in Aspen, you left early, why?"
"Damn, I wanted him."
"These fuckers get younger every year."
"Any last words?"
"The new curtains are hideous."
"I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey."
"I have a thoery, newly developed."
"I’m think you killed us."
"Why do you care? I was just a cover."
"Who says you were just a cover?"
"Ask us the sex question."
"Oh, look. More desert."
"Web of lies!"
"I missed you."
"That’s the second time you’ve tried to kill me today."
"Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb."
"Come on, let’s talk about this! You don’t want to go to bed angry!"
"What’s new?"
"My parents died when I was five. I’m an orphan."
"Who was that kind fellow who gave you away at our wedding?"
"I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding."
"Sweetheart…?"
"You want it? It’s yours."
"There’s a huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything we don’t say to each other."
"Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is…you die."
"Can I have a soda or a juice or…"
"Ok, that was a nice shot."
"What? You’re looking for a job or something?"
"You are the job."
"They’re bulletproof!"
"We’ll talk about this later."
"You saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl?"
"You really expect me to roll over and play dead?"
"Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage."
"Come to daddy."
"Who’s your daddy now?"
"We should so not be allowed to buy these."
"On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the happiness of your marriage?"
"Tempting but I don’t get out of bed for less than half a million dollars."
"I realise you witnessed the Mrs. and I working through a few domestic issues."
"That’s regrettable but don’t take that to be a sign of weakness, that would be a mistake on your part."
"Maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage - sends a mixed message."
"Mistake on your part."
"Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map."

when-rabbits-fly:

Do not make it a dude oc dragon, Thervan may want to bang it.

Well shit, now I HAVE to make one. :3

Thervan:

Me: 

raise your hand if you’ve got the sweetest followers and you appreciate each and every one
Akira Yamaoka - Welcome To Silent Hill
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dirtyberd:

Write this on my gravestone

dirtyberd:

Write this on my gravestone

This is my house and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment…
Rick O’Connell - The Mummy Returns (via mummymovies)